If you thought bacon was over, think again. Now you can take delicious bacon with you wherever you go or just cuddle him at night with ThinkGeek’s My First Bacon. The cuddly plush bacon toy started as an April Fool’s joke, but like many products that ThinkGeek announces as April Fool’s jokes, got such a rise out of the geek community that they just had to make him real. My First Bacon will set you back $19.99, and can be only be ordered from ThinkGeek directly. When you squeeze him, he says “I’m bacon!” He’s a huggable 19-inches tall by 7-inches wide, and recommended for children (and adults) ages 3 and up.